{"product_id":"loading-shabbat-please-wait-jewish-humor-apron","title":"Loading Shabbat… Please Wait — Jewish Humor Apron","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            25.59 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            35.43 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Strap length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            38.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eFriday afternoon loading bar: 🔵🔵🔵🔵⬜⬜ Please wait…\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the Jewish woman who spends all Friday cooking, baking, and preparing — and somehow pulls it all together before candle lighting. Every. Single. Week.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis apron is for her. 👏🕯️\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProudly Jewish. Seriously Funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💙 Part of the JEW-ish collection\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWrap this 100% cotton apron around your waist and feel the quiet ritual of preparation. The muted charcoal canvas and centered typographic design suggest calm focus—measuring, lighting, setting the table—before the first shared bite. It slips on easily with a tie-back closure and hangs comfortably as you move between stove and counter. Small details like the sewn-in label and medium-weight weave give it an honest, lived-in feel that sits naturally in a kitchen where welcoming others matters. Great for evenings when you host Shabbat dinners, casual family meals, or when you simply want to cook with intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% cotton, medium weight (176 g\/m²) for durability and smooth printing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tie-back closure for an adjustable, comfortable fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Available in six color variants to match your kitchen style\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- REACH certified and made in India, adult sizing only\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Sewn-in label; print may be offset up to 0.78\" (2 cm) from the top\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not tumble dry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Grey \/ One size","offer_id":45120224231539,"sku":"97574709938427607379","price":34.27,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lime Green \/ One size","offer_id":45120224264307,"sku":"23183637729161543850","price":34.27,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ One size","offer_id":45120224297075,"sku":"29861970123274402003","price":34.27,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal Blue \/ One size","offer_id":45120224329843,"sku":"15298210269673602536","price":34.27,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4909\/2979\/files\/20260621150359-1f16d826-ec7b-60c2-8d42-dec7c0cbef90.png?v=1782054489","url":"https:\/\/jew-ish-store.myshopify.com\/products\/loading-shabbat-please-wait-jewish-humor-apron","provider":"JEW-ish","version":"1.0","type":"link"}