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Took You Long Enough, Bubbeleh โ€” Jewish Humor T-Shirt","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n 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Judaism knew it 3,000 years ago. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ“œ\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the proudly Jewish nerd, doctor, scientist, or anyone who loves when ancient wisdom beats modern discovery.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Eureka!\" said the scientist.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"Took you long enough, bubbeleh.\" said the Torah.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProudly Jewish. Seriously Funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e๐Ÿ’™ Part of the JEW-ish collection\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis soft, heavyweight tee carries a playful comic-scene across the chest โ€” a jubilant scientist shouting โ€œEUREKA!โ€ beside a wise, bearded figure offering a dry retort. The garment-dyed cotton gives the shirt a lived-in feel and muted color depth that ages beautifully with wear. With a relaxed fit, durable double-needle stitching, and tubular construction (no side seams), it feels classic and comfortable whether youโ€™re wearing it to a casual meetup, a study session, or a low-key celebration. Sizes run from S to 4XL and a sewn-in label keeps the neckline clean. 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heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":45102378942579,"sku":"22125215937464901103","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":45102378975347,"sku":"31822093990013188731","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":45102379008115,"sku":"67293420644306815437","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":45102379040883,"sku":"28740219621997488166","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":45102379073651,"sku":"10993794037939994673","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":45102379106419,"sku":"97857425376901138684","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 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